INFP

So I found out that I am an INFP. 

Someone asked me what my personality type is

In my heart I said “bollocks”.

Don’t even open that box. 

What the hell is this personality type? 

First I thought it’s some sort of mutation, biological malfunction or set of all my weaknesses which is exactly what biological malfunction means. 

Every trait  I have is a negative trait.  “You are special,” my doctor told me. 

So my stupidity took over once again and I went to a website to take the damn test.

It said INFP, I went to another website to read the traits of it and that thing that scared the shit of me, the accuracy of the test.

Which I don't like. I don't like websites telling me that I am stupid. I know this already. It’s already established. 

Everyday when I look in the mirror, I say to myself “Hay Sexy”.

Ok not always sometimes its  “why you even alive”, actually most of the time. 

So Mr. INFP, what are you gonna do about it?

Absolutely nothing. 

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End of the story.